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Spank Weight
Spank Weight
  • Model: PD501800
  • Shipping Weight: 0.74lbs
  • Units in Stock: 0
  • Manufactured by: Pipedream Products

Price:   $9.95

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Details: Spank Weight! Not as seen on TV! Maximize your masturbation muscles with the revolutionary new Spank Weight! <br /><br />Perfect for both men and women&#44; the Spank Weight is the world's first and only performance dumbbell designed and developed to get your jerk off arms ripped and ready for some serious spanking sessions! In as little as three minutes a day&#44; you will see and feel explosive results&#44; guaranteed! Compared to traditional free weights&#44; studies have shown that using the Spank Weight with our unique&#44; patented Dynamic Jerk Off Technology increases your stroking strength and stamina by more than 300%! You will be able to pound your pud harder&#44; faster and longer than ever before!<br /><br />But wait&#44; the Spank Weight is not just for men! No more complaining about tired arms and cramped hands ladies! Spank Weight is unique design is perfect for those hard to train hand job muscles. Before you know it&#44; you will be ripped and ready to stroke it like a Pro! Spank Weight is perfect for: beating your meat&#44; choking your chicken&#44; rubbing one out&#44; jerking your Johnson&#44; jacking the beanstalk&#44; cleaning your rifle&#44; burping the worm&#44; polishing the sword&#44; playing the skin flute&#44; spanking the monkey&#44; oiling the pogo stick&#44; tugging your tube steak&#44; whacking off&#44; shifting gears&#44; taking a shake break&#44; slapping the salami&#44; doing the knuckle shuffle&#44; buffing the banana&#44; yanking your crank&#44; waxing your Jackson&#44; teasing the weasel&#44; jerking the Gherkin&#44; milking the lizard and wanking the wizard. <br /><br />Specifications:&nbsp;Packaged Weight 11.80 ounces. Material: PVC. Country of origin China. Harmonized Tariff Schedule HTS Code 3926909987

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This product was added to our catalog on Friday 27 September, 2013.